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Ramblings of a Cynical Optimist
I'm fucked up, you're fucked up. We're all fucked up.
Created on 2004-07-11 15:38:45 (#3774107), last updated 2009-07-02
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| Name: | Elyse |
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| Website: | My oh-so-cool-not-lame-at-all space |
I'm a lazy fuck who has too much time on her hands. (Which can always be used towards something far more productive.)
And this journal reflects that.
"I don't know the significance of this, but I find it very interesting."
"I love Twinkies, and the reason I am saying that is because we are all supposed to think of reasons to live."
"This, I am sad to report, is a very true story indeed, and sometimes, much to my regret, life just doesn't work out like it does in those other books."
"The Internet is a communication tool where people can come to bitch about movies."
"What's the difference between you and an ill mallard? One's a sick duck and I can't remember the rest but you're mother's a whore."
"You're mother was a hamster and you're father smelt of elderberries! Now go away before I taunt you a second time."
"Man, fuck this shit."
And this journal reflects that.
"I don't know the significance of this, but I find it very interesting."
"I love Twinkies, and the reason I am saying that is because we are all supposed to think of reasons to live."
"This, I am sad to report, is a very true story indeed, and sometimes, much to my regret, life just doesn't work out like it does in those other books."
"The Internet is a communication tool where people can come to bitch about movies."
"What's the difference between you and an ill mallard? One's a sick duck and I can't remember the rest but you're mother's a whore."
"You're mother was a hamster and you're father smelt of elderberries! Now go away before I taunt you a second time."
"Man, fuck this shit."
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24 hour diners, always sunny in philadelphia, astrology, black and white photography, board games, books, celebrities, classic nick, classic nintendo, coffee, disney movies, disney songs, dreams, driving at night, harry potter, harry potter theories, kate winslet, laughter, laziness, long car rides, love, movies, nostalgia, obnoxious/offensive comedy, people, practical jokes, pranks, procrastinating, roadtrips, saturdays, sleeping, spontaneity, summer nights, the opposite sex, thinking, travel, trivia facts
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